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...like Deborah Spungen writing a book on parenting?

- St. Francis "My Favorite" Pan

"Fire on White House grounds under control"

I have no doubt.

OMK I cracked up so hard at this

- Mere "I was off this quarter, so I earned a 0.0" 1975

I wasn't off this quarter, and I didn't do much better!!

Congrats, Shauna!! I can has brane jüz plz?

thank god the gawky guy with the annoying voice and bad sense of humor and inability to sew or design a garment got kicked off.

Which one was that?

- St. Francis "watching the show vicariously through yr cyber commentary" Pan

Is it possible that they can look exactly alike, yet Kevin's still somehow way hotter?

So, that flashdance video compelled me to learn more. Chris March left because of a raging staff infection in his lip, but now he's back? Yes? No?

I don't follow Project Runway, though I've always enjoyed it when I've seen it, but is Joey Fat One really a contestant on PR?

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.


mr "Unless, of course, you've been genetically altered to not be afraid. in that case, buddy up to your new flaming friend. see how long that lasts" j

that's what you get for having an online relationship. creep.

But - um - it was the wife having the online "affair." And that bitch didn't even get shot ONCE! How is this fair?

Outsourcing.

Can someone spoon feed me and tell me what it is?

that's what you get for having an online relationship. creep.

HAHAhahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ROLFORFLFORLFORLRFLORFL!!!

Is there any other kind?!

Here in Texas it would have happened 5 inches ago.

...maybe not in Amarillo.

i think that if they want to prove that fear of cats is genetic they would need to be able to prove that the mice only lost their fear of cats but not the ability to experience fear in other situations. otherwise, all they have done is switched of the general fear (fight or flight) mechanism. they ...

The premise of their argument seems fallacious on the basis of the features of the experiment. Anyone else?

I'll give you Phantom Tollbooth, but the James and the Giant Peach movie was effing beautiful.