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i killed your dog, but then you stabbed me a bunch.
this is no fun.

done.
and done again.
and again. i have too much mob wars money that's been going to waste...

if someone gets ahold of some worchestershire ones, you have to let me try!

i swear, this is going the be the best concert season in a long time. even if i'm old (or maybe because?).

is it bad that i miss pop poppins?

yeah, i got waaaay excited and bought tickets yesterday. credit cards are bad.

this year i will win. yup

What's your stance on narwhals?

- Mere "real" 1975

don't even get me started on those things.

i believe in that "fish" about as much as i believe in puffins.

coming to america was waaay better. samuel l. jackson getting taken out with a mop handle is where it's at.

would you let your soul glo?

happy birthdays to you.

because he gave me a bunch of new ringtones.

yay! happy bday lady

maybe she got abducted by some cult or something... disappearing like that is just freaky.

the cutter! love that song! (echo and the bunnymen of course)

"i heard it from a friend
the revolution never happened"

...good thing you can't hear what i'm listening to here.