Forkers Central

Yep. I accidentally went to Teipei. Man, you wanna talk about lost...

Have you ever been saved?

Of course, that last post was just instructional.
If you want to see just how awesome it is in context... well here you go!

I think we should all learn this and break it out at any show/bar/dinner where three or more forkers are in attendance.

It's the first day of Spring Break. We don't have an ultra road-trip planned this year... so maaaaaaybe....

save the date!
http://www.dashdowngreenville.com/
3/12/10

Bummer. We're probably on Spring Break that week. If not, that's my 41st. Might be a good day to run my first 5k.

Is yoga the new running?

Yes. And it kinda tastes like it too.

Marmite and lemonade together? Does Eebs have any taste buds left after that lunch?

Everyone that hosted from '80 to '83.

Do you, in fact, rinse and repeat as instructed?

I'm just about done. Just gotta help the kids get their stuff ordered and get some stocking stuffers and I'm all done.

Is Christmas the season for euphemisms or what?


hi-santa is going to come down your chimney and stuff your stockings!-fi

Most plans are around the things I consume. I will indulge on soda 01-01-11 and then avoid them the rest of the year. Plan on remaining vegan for the year as well.

Could you go a year without beer?

Raising Nope.

How was your Thanksgiving?

It's a toss up between TRON or True Grit.

What old movie needs to be remade?

Hardwood floors. We have bare concrete floors in two rooms the cat ruined until we can afford to replace them. It's very much whiskey tango.

If you could open a white trash diner... what would be the featured plate on your menu?

Playing the part of the host. Which reminds me, I have to run out during lunch and get a tripod for my dutch oven.

What's your secret ingredient?

No. Not at all.

How about the remake of Red Dawn?