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we didn't ask to hear about your sick scientology fantasies ok. that is what myspace bulletins are for

well she says "it's bart simpson." if she didn't use the character name then she could probably get by with it. but she is associating bart simpson (and by extension, the simpsons) with scientology. i wouldn't be happy if i were groening.

indeed they are peeing themselves

my mom and i almost watched united states of tara last night. there was a reminder set. but for some reason we didn't watch it. it looks interesting though.

Your history professor is a moron.

i'm going to have to agree with you.

the worst part was that everyone in the room was AGREEING with him. i wanted to say something but didn't which is why i have to let out my frustration on the internet.

hey guys, JUST SO YOU KNOW, abortion in present day is just a big a deal as slavery was back in the 1800s. in fact, it's pretty much the exact same thing. according to my history professor. GOD DAMN. this is NOT to start a thread debating abortion, btw. i'm just venting. why don't you go ahead and v...

i actually own an argyle sweatervest. it's orange and white and red. i retract my previous statement.

hearing people who wear argyle sweatervests are assholes

i was watching a show on mtv (true life) and this kid was wearing a beatles shirt. not that strange except that he's DEAF and he has been deaf his whole life and has no idea what the beatles, or any music, sounds like. even deaf people like the beatles, you guys. EVEN DEAF PEOPLE. anyway, i don't co...

this got real gross real fast.

my advice: do not go to that place that serves spaghetti with chili. wtf. i forgot what it's called. just avoid it.

happy birthday mere. you're greatness.

wtg james on turning one year older. hope you have (had?) a good day.

you know when you're with a gathering of people talkin' and someone says something off the wall weird/crazy/offensive and it totally offends everyone but then the person, to avoid being labeled a racist/bigot/fascist/asshole, plays it off like they were joking initially but they totally weren't? tha...

i don't even have to watch that to know that coulter is a loser who sucks dicks. franken is made of 100% USDA prime win.