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NEWS FLASH: travelling in time, flying faster than light in a space ship, and meeting your future self are all currently impossible let's not get our panties in a wad over red matter. when i saw the movie (the second time) some dude yelled in the theater "OMG THEY CAN'T ESCAPE FROM A BLACK HOLE...

spanelli and gretchen were my favorite. i still watch recess sometimes if it's on and i still find it awesome.

i lol'd after watching the captain planet opening. that one girl is from soviet union. that cartoon is older than i thought.

get out.

why is washington oppressing us goddammit

the "tea party" (i didn't see anything about tea anywhere, btw) was pretty crowded. granted, the weather was really nice. and most people are off work by 6. and i have no idea how it stacks up against other protests. now i'm just wondering why these christian conservative capitalists (as o...

i would like to know wth states rights are. i mean, i know it means that things are left up to the state instead of the national government. but what issues exactly do they want to make decisions on?

liberals who hate america obvs

you are all elitists why can't we just go back to like it was on 9/12

hey

happy birthday.

hell to the yes.

happy birthday. have some beer.

imagine a picture of beer here

when i was younger i would mix pretty much all of the drinks at the fountain save for the diet drinks and juices. but now i usually just have a coke with rootbeer or a touch of dr. pepper. or sprite plus mountain dew. yum.

that's really unfortunate about the flatmate thing. you'd think her mom would be a little more worried. or maybe her mom is in on it and is playing dumb about where she is. hopefully the landlord will cut you some slack on the past due rent. and now at least you have another roommate so it's not all...

mine was redirecting to the french google for a while. i don't remember how i fixed it.