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the city san jose would not help build a soccer specific stadium, they were renting some college stadium for the past 10 years. they didn't get any of the extras like parking and concessions revenue. Houston has been in talks about being an expansion team for a few years. the whole team/front offic...

i suppose houston got a MLS franchise because 1) they are the fourth largest city in the USA, although that didn't help them hold on to the Oilers, and 2) they have a large Mexican population, who would care about it. Plus, it's more affordable than the big four, so family outings are far more feasa...

Of course it could be a diabolical trap, where the snake will one day turn against the hamster, when he least suspects it.

The Sword of Demacles...

punk as fuck.


i won't be there though. The whole England thing....

OMK! You and Musick should get together and do each other's black lipstick.

*slightly jealous*
*goes to look for uk tour dates*
*sings '25 whores in the room next door' over and over, in my head*
*contemplates pulling out 'Floodland'*

It's the size that worries me. Are dwarf breasts supposed to appeal?

They're probably regular size for Japan.

Ja"lives in England where women have large breasts...very large"mes

"This job would be great if it weren't for the fvkcing customers..."

"Did he just say 'making fvkc'?"

"try not to suck any dyck on the way to the parking lot!"
"hey you! come back here!"

"my girlfriend's sucked 37 dycks"
"in a row?"

Nice list. Is the Echo and the Bunnymen one new?

Yes, which is quite surprising. I haven't cared too much for their two previous albums, but I might have to check them out again. This one came out of nowhere and is as brilliant as 80's E&TB

1. Sufjan Stevens - Illinoise 2. Animal Collective - Feels 3. The Magic Numbers - The Magic Numbers 4. My Morning Jacket - Z 5. Sigur Ros - Takk 6. Super Furry Animals - Love Kraft 7. Antony & The Johnsons - I am a Bird Now 8. The New Pornographers - Twin Cinema 9. Echo & The Bunnymen - Sibe...

That is really awesome. I wish I could do the same, with all of those bands I saw in high school/college. There were some awesome ones, but I can't remember their music much anymore, much less the names of the bands. I'll read yours intently....

So we can talk about, you know, music. Or maybe movies, or whatever...

I never knew til this very minute how much I needed a fork menagerie.

it's funny how it sneaks up on you, and then *bam*


instant need.

hi. I think I dropped my sanity around here somewhere. let me know if you find it. it probably looks like a triangle.

here it is. it's pink. i think it goes on your sleeve?

hate to break it to you, but those are two flowers behind the fork, not berries.

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G n' F'n F!!!