Forkers Central

I'm loving this right now. Also, who was responsible for telling me about Wild Flag??? It's basically Carrie & Janet from Sleater-Kinney and my 90's girlfriend Mary Timony from Helium. They've been to Dallas twice in 2011 (just this past week, in fact) and I had no freakin' clue. 8J8n9R8rnB8

aw fuck. The bots got smarter. Time for cleanup.

Love him very much; have all of his stuff (including the oddness he did with Jon Snodgrass). He'll be at the Loft in Dallas on 10/4.

(roger that, good buddy)

Yeah, so I'm getting wood put into my house. I found this little MNSFW gem near the front door. I think it will raise the value of my house dramatically.

I just picture that monologue being said by the Allstate Mayhem guy

Yes (not surprising considering my occupation). Here is why you should be afraid.

What should I do with my "newly found" $500K?

My HP 2400 Series (scanner/fax/printer/bass-o-matic) works really nicely. I only wish it did wireless printing.


Are you think you are a digital hoarder?

Oddly enough, it was last year with Mr. Roach. Gotta love some Dallas Sidekicks action.

What have you done with all of your obsolete technology?

This makes me incredibly happy. Now it'd be great if we could ride this momentum and take home a couple of Cups.

That's a really hard one. I'm actually really digging centro-matic's new one: "Candidate Waltz," but I've also been listening to a lot of Neutral Milk Hotel's "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea." So, Jurgen Klinsmann. Do you think we will see a big change in style of play in tonight'...

It depends on how you are cooking it.

(trivia tidbit #323453: The name "Forkers" came out of a discussion Mr. Roach and I had about cooking potatoes whilst standing out in front of the old Good Records)

Do you prefer your BBQ'd substance (be it meat or otherwise) sauced or dry?

Remember. When you assume, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me."