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Now we just need a teeny tiny lazy susan to put on the plate to make the spinny easier.

Yes, a bungee platform. I don't recommend it.

How many pets do you have?

Fuck, Comic Sans is poised for a come back. It's the next PBR.

I have a zip file on my work machine called "2009 and prior." In that .zip file is another that says "2005 and prior." Pretty sure there's stuff in there that contains gems like "2002 paging schedule." I've had at least five machines in the last decade, and I've moved a...

As a matter of fact, I do! http://aboutus.vzw.com/communityservice/Shipping.html You can go there and print off a .pdf, then attach it to a package - you hafta provide the package but the .pdf puts the postage on Vz's tab. Then pop it in the mail and voila! Good deed done for the day! What was the l...

I do what everyone does - bring it to the office & leave it on top of a filing cabinet in the hallway.*



How many old cell phones do you have laying around your house?


*not really, but it does look like everyone else here does that.

Not even a little bit. There has to be a Warrior Dash & a half, right?!? Something between these two.

Not really, I feel like I'm the write-er off more often.

Do you know, or have you ever, had an energy drink habit?

Ice cream, cotton candy, chaos, & music. And love.
I think the things that make us happiest aren't changed that much by age. Except for the libido parts. Which are pretty major, after all.

Do you find yourself falling into that traditional pattern of becoming more conservative as you get older?

Not really, I remember they did it once because their friends goaded them into it. I had a friend in HS who said it was totally gross that her parents were always holding hands and kissing but I remember thinking it was really sweet. One of those 'grass is greener' kinda things I guess. What's for l...

Oh! Black Friday shopping! I'd rather get a root canal but some folks love it!

Not DB. Also, I ALWAYS feel bad for door to door salesmen in the summer, whether I own them or even talk to them. That is a serious bitch of a way to make a living.

Ever been a salesman, or on commission at all?

you remember you have a show on the 22nd, yeah?

ka"just don't break anything!"tie

I promise not to break me. I'm one of my favorite things!

Meh. I was pretty pro-union until I actually worked with them. In theory they make a lot of sense, in practice the ones I've worked with just turn every little decision into a struggle. They tend to foster an adversarial relationship between their members and management, because then their members h...

Some coworkers and I are running this on October 22nd:

Red Balloon Event. There are some rather creepy clowns featured at the top of the linked page, but I think the cause is good enough to overlook that...

Also, is anybody else running Jailbreak?