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I am more creeped out by the proportions. If that is a reasonable representation of the average Japanese mother's breast, the size of the nipple is crazy big.

I wonder what kind of market research went into that one.

So, what is the deal with this? I heard tickets are on sale.

"Do you want to make some f*$k!?!"

Hell yes, I do!

The article says he tried submitting it as fiction first, was rejected numerous times, then re-wrote it without the made up parts (he tells the publisher) and managed to get it published. I would imagine from the excerpts that it is pretty mediocre as fiction. I think his real goal was to woo the ri...

I would like to have to defend myself for not being a criminal, for once.

I say screw Doubleday. If their editor was willing to take all this on his word as non-fiction and publish it that way, it is on them. If they still think that writers can be trusted to tell the truth...

Was this, perhaps, inspired by Jack Byrnes' invention from Meet the Fockers?

i sat next to a smelly man who was larger than your standard movie seat. and he was a mouth breather. That reminds me of riding the TNM&O next to this huge Indian, er Native American, whose snoring was interrupted by 15 or 20 second long gaps of complete silence. It was rough. And the Cine has ...

Indeed the Cine is gone. I saw the sneak preview of Pulp Fiction there. Had to sit on the floor in front of the first row. Just about every theater of my youth is gone. When the Northpark AMC opens and Glen Lakes closes, it will be all of them. The fine people at Post Properties are to blame in this...

Holy crap, this is the coolest ride I have seen, like, ever:

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/samwatkin ... EBzUaqxGRW

http://adcache.collectorcartraderonline ... 976496.htm

Sounds like the first event in the Forkers Olympics. I'll have to give that game a try.

sure! You can even give them to that homeless guy who offers to suck your dick for crack!

Really, though, if you're homeless, it would be awfully hard on your personal economics to pay cash for crack. If you can get it by giving Roach some head, I say go for it.

I ain't got no crack, but can i just get a handjob for a button?

I think you've got this backwards. You need to give a handjob to get a button. If you really want to be popular, you can buy some buttons and give out both.

Sweet! That is, if don't already have the regular kind of beer belly. In that case, this would be the 100 pound tumor belly and no one wants to see you drink from that.

Why? Because you wouldn't, or you don't want us to know that you would? Have you already, come on, you can say.

Duke Earl Hashimoto. If he grew a mustache he could be a serial killer or assassin, the world's most powerful, no doubt.