Forkers Central

Coke, cranberry and orange juice... yum!

Thank you for giving a much needed laugh to me and my co-workers.

sounds so much better than it is.

sort of like "stimulus package".

strangely, i think it's chocolate.

i wish i had that much time.

When are they gonna get that "Beam me up Scotty" thing worked out anyway!?

last fall, i played a show at this great venue in houston called "super happy fun land". thing was, there were a couple of girls snickering at me because of my shirt... my red forkers shirt. when i tried to call the girls on it, they said they liked the shirt but had never heard of forkers...

my wife and i have lately been into italian sparkling wines.

bubbles =

i miss you freaks and all your inside texas jokes that i don't get.

tour pix are here if you want http://www.cosmicstarfish.net/random.html

ok then, c-dog

just thought i'd share a pick from my kick off show...

yeah, brainwash is cool. free laundry and beer is how they pay me. nice. hope to see you on wed monet2u.

I won't critizise your spelling.

neither this nor the ol board had a spell cheker and the gods of comedy thank you.

Who are you?

that made me smile again

Thank you, thank you, thank you for being my companions these past few years on the old board and the new ones. When work sucked, I always had you to complain to. When I was board, you we my non sequitur dance partners. During these crazy political times, you were the folks I came to to share ideas....

nobody fucks with the jesus. speaking of jesus, all these youtube fuck fests reminds me of when lou barlow did that track on "you're living all over me" where it keeps going jesus all the time. god that's a great album.