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Oops, too late. LITE BEER.

I repeat:

"Manly, Yes, But I Like it Too"

"We bring good things to life."

General Electric? (gah, I just feel...dirty..doing this. If we remember their slogans, they win. Bleh)

ok, here's oldie but goodie:

"Manly, Yes, But I Like it Too"

nah. I just like the name fauxrum.

Yeah I know what you mean. Or my favorite, "faux-fu".

Or how about "in-faux". I think I just made that up.

sorry, didnt mean to sound flip. I just meant could there really be that kind of undercurrent happening between forums? Seems like a strange waste of energy if so. can't imagine who'd be that worked up about any of it...

You can "hunt" on the internet now, shooting live animals from your computer. talk about lowest lowlife. Schwarzenegger outlawed it in Cali, amazing that that's not illegal everywhere. As much as i love the taste of bacon and pork chops, i wont eat a pig on the grounds that they are at lea...

Sunsets and endless oceans inspire me. They rid my head of debris and clear them for new possibilities. I get ideas here. At the risk of quoting a trite poet, they remind me of what Robert Frost said: "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned in life: It goes on." I shot this th...

Is all this for real?

At least that chain letter didn't have an imbedded curse as the last line. ("If you don't forward this to 1000 people in the next five minutes, you will have one year of horrible luck and your dog will die") :evil: I have one friend who sends me, just about every other day, an email with l...

driving 5-6 hours to get to the coast. panhandle that is. of florida. i'm bringin the dog, some scrub brushes, and various spices to cook up some tainted gulf seafood. mmm...radioactive.


what's your favorite animal at the zoo?

Damn Dalya. Props for clarity. Incredibly insightful essay on raw emotion, purity of intent. And i dont mean that as it relates to The Band, as i dropped outa there just before all this went down a few months ago, and have no perspective on the specifics of that. Im just saying that that post resona...

a song in my head
grooving me in a good way
"...because Freddie's Dead..."

Uh oh! Dont look now but Ollie-vah is shooting for the upset victory!

sing with him:
The Chores!
The Stores!

fave local cliche: "mm mm, it's collllllder 'n frog bellies out thar" fave cliche i've never heard anyone use and i'm glad: "if ifs and buts where candy and nuts, every day would be Christmas" fave cliche i actually use every day: "can't hurt, might help" Q: If you coul...

the blues, as in music I have about a 5-15 minute attention span working for anyone who actually has the blues, the amount of time being inversely proportional to the their degree of latitude on the continent...(ie, if it aint delta blues, you better be pretty damn blue to pull it off.) and for god...

All that technology and still no way to eat the egg drop soup.

I say Meh.