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Some English guy at the bar last night: He seems like a bit of a bell-end to me.
Chris: Yes. That man is definitely a bell-end.

oh my god

is she cool? i got into a really violent argument with a friend over her, and i quote lady gaga has excerpts from the first letter of rainer maria rilke's 'letters to a young poet' tattoed on her left underarm. and she wears nude dresses made of latex. and she plays the piano with her high heels. an...

i'm pro-ono til i die. the common counter-argument is that my asian fetish has damaged my brain.

i'm also pro-nomi.

is she cool?

i got into an argument with a friend over her after seeing this:



i need to make sure i was fighting for the right side.

hey, they shot part of 'bless the child' in sarnia. a part where a car blows up on a bridge. it was supposed to be new york.

plus 'half past dead' was awesome, seagal is awesome.

i haven't been this upset since the afi didn't put 'saturday night fever' on their 100 best films list

yo gabba gabba is the best program in the history of television

no walmarts in vancouver

i am way better at pop music than this fool!



(tim i wish that you were born a girl by of montreal shows up in the related videos... finally the soul connection between me and kevin barnes is recognized)

oh my god i sold every waking moment of what was going to be the best summer of my life for $4000 over several bi-weekly installment payments i have nothing else to show for it, learned nothing and never want to see any of my coworkers again i have eight days left, during which we have to put togeth...

Chris, I guess you'll be part of the mass mooning of the blimp?

Yes.

some company is building a surveillance blimp in port huron, across the river from where i live. it's being outfitted with a million-dollar camera that can spot a boat's name from 9 miles away. they're testing it out and it hovers over my city, right on the other side of the border. they're trying t...

some of them make me want to spark up but that one that went 'god loves baby' just made me feel uncomfortable