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Remember the SNL commercial for Baby Toupes? Hahaha... too lazy to find it on YouTube and link it here. Someone else do that, please. I have class soon.

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CONGRATULATIONS!

I am SO incredibly happy for the two of you! I love you so much and you're going to be the most amazing parents.

YAYAYAYAY!!!!

Banana armor

Hahahaha

I actually waited for a few moments... Doy.

Sam's looking at porn! I'm telling mom!

There are periods of time where the popular music is better/worse. I'd say that the 90s was pretty bad in that department. Early 90s was sorta bad and late 90s was boy band and Spice Girls hell. You have to remember: I went to a Jewish day school with 20 kids in my grade. I didn't have access to rec...

Whatever, same craphole. The clothes were bad and the good music was rare, that's all I know.

And I loved me some Boy Meets World!

Shouldn't a Schwing be listed under Casual Encounters? Or was that where you were looking and were surprised to find a bike listing?

Hahaha

Or under 80s Nostalgia Paraphernalia?

I REALLY miss you guys. Please start letting me know where you're at the Landing and stuff again. I will start showing up, with or without Senor Sober.

P.S. A in Philosophy!!!!!!

Someone posted a "Schwing" bike.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/bik/1736224746.html

P.S. I'm selling my Schwinn cruiser; let me know if you want it. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. It's awesome vintage-style, but I want a lightweight road bike instead.

"If you're having trouble with the pronounciation, it's: Cuitlacoche (kweet-lah-KOH-chay) or Huitlacoche (dat-sfuckin-NAS-tee)."

Made me laugh

Saying do not stare too long is like saying don't listen to the new britney spears single. You have to listen to know how bad it is, right?

(I feel dizzy.)

SCHOOOOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER!
SCHOOOOOLS OUT FOR EVER!

(I wish... only till August.)

This was BY FAR the most difficult set of finals I've ever had. Thank the sweet lord it's over... So, hi guys! How've you been for the past 5 months?