Forkers Central

No. But this past spring while in Tucson, I backed into one with my leg. I t was one of those sword leaf ones and it poked a hole in my thigh. Hurt like hell.

What was the last plane trip you took?

John Lennon.

Have you ever heard of temporomandibular disorder?
(Seems I'm having a case of it.)

Did you hear anything?

Not having a "have to" day.

Yes. But it's probably been since highschool since I've observed lent.
(Though I never eat meat on fridays )

Are you a good story-teller?

Oh, Happy Day!!!

Wishing you a great one!

It's not the heat, it's the humidity




Does anyone actually say that anymore? (I'd be afraid I'd get laid out.)

I don't do it much. I hate it more when the other guy is doing it. Chicago passed a law that you have to use a hands free device when on the cellphone in the car. Nobody pays much attention (except Jack, cuz he's a goody-goody). Problem is where are the exact boundries of the city? It makes me feel ...

If he can live with you temporarily, dorm availability ususally increases during the first semester since some students leave for one reason or another. Lots of universities end up with over-crowding and at U of Iowa my brother's first year, kids were sleeping in student lounges until rooms became a...

Time to clean up the content, guys and gals!

strike one

huh?
Man, this day blows.
I'm off to the tavern, folks!!!

I have some for Chicago, depending on where your staying.

Are you good at home repairs?

27 words a minute and 9 errors (and I'm not even drunk :? ) Have your girl call my girl and we'll schedule a three martini lunch. mmmm! Martinis! I'll go with four. It's one of those days. (After having the sewer line and leaking tub repaired on tuesday, I went downstairs a bit ago and found water ...

Time to clean up the content, guys and gals!

27 words a minute and 9 errors (and I'm not even drunk ) I was wondering why it was taking me so long to type my writings.

I wish I had that feature where it wouldn't let me continue until I typed the right letter.

Jack or Jeremy. But then I think I'm funny too, so I'm not sure what that means.

What's the last article of clothing you bought?
(Sandals for me.)