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isn't obama left handed? i'm even more confused now.

That's not President Obama. It's David Paterson, governor of NY who is legally blind.

Sy "politics is my life" bil

Wouldn't it have been more cost effective to just duct-tape chopsticks to its back legs?

Well, it would have been most cost effective to just put it down.

Sybil

I'll take that draw.

Yeah, cause England's kicking our ass in the Gulf of Mexico.

Chantix - truly a wonder drug. I know there has been a lot of controversy about it, but it's worked like magic for me.

Thanks for the link Katie. Since I quit smoking I've been steadily gaining weight, only about 10 pounds so far, but I've been trying to think of something physical that I could get into. The very idea of running makes me tired, but this looks like a program I could actually do. Now that the weather ...

No worries, Justin. I see that the owner was charged with "possession of a firearm". Pfft! Sissy English. This is Texas, possessing a firearm is practically mandatory.

I couldn't make it past the woman who admitted to being 67 years old decrying "socialized medicine". I sure hope nobody tells her she's eligible for GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE! OMG. In fact, if she's too ignorant to know what she's talking about beyond the Fox Noise talking points, then she sho...

I really loved Keith Olbermanns comments about the republican party from yesterday, all of it very true. I love Keith Olbermann. I loved him on Sportscenter, and I love his political passion too. And knowing that only last week Keith buried his father after a painful and protracted illness just giv...

These same people talk out of one side of their mouth about loving God and being terrific Christians -- but they want to deny health care access to the "dirty poor." And I've lived in Texas long enough to be able to know just who they mean by "dirty poor". My son works in a ware...

I'm still pissed off about the abortion coverage. If my tax dollars can be used to fund an illegal war that I believe is immoral, 'theirs' should be able to be used to fund a legal medical procedure. But whatever. Yeah, I'm so with you on that. It's getting awful cramped down here under this bus. S...

It's been years, but I've done it. As I recall, all we did was scatter seeds and water like hell. Of course, we were starting from scratch, no existing grass at all, just dirt, and full sun and warm weather. Fescue and bermuda, the stuff grew like weeds. Not that hard. Sy "not a yard-of-the-mon...

Yeah, we had a foot of snow! That's never happened before. Cool.

Sy "SNOW DAY" bil

Well, my company's filtering software has blocked it and seems to think it's in the "tasteless" category. Hmph! I'll be the judge of that!

Sy "now I'm really curious" bil

Thanks, man! Sounds so lovely.