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by NerfHerder
Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:40 pm
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: Repost: I caught my dad with my GF!
Replies: 3
Views: 2259

Re: Repost: I caught my dad with my GF!

Drop dead gorgeous.

You can't let a little thing like that put a wrinkle in your relationship.
by NerfHerder
Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:35 pm
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: for the font geeks
Replies: 3
Views: 2440

Re: for the font geeks

Of anyone who knows anything at all about fonts, I don't know a single one who even remotely likes comic sans. So that shirt rules.
by NerfHerder
Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:20 am
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: Flash floods Thursday
Replies: 9
Views: 4577

Re: Flash floods Thursday

I've already given up hope on anything remotely close to the Gulf of Mexico. Man talk about being in the crosshairs. Get out while you can fools!
by NerfHerder
Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:44 pm
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: Rockstar energy drink hates fags
Replies: 12
Views: 4459

Re: Rockstar energy drink hates fags

The rock star mythos is too much for any one company to own, I hope, so yessssssssssssss.
by NerfHerder
Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:19 pm
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: Rockstar energy drink hates fags
Replies: 12
Views: 4459

Re: Rockstar energy drink hates fags

Who doesn't? Because right before there's a moment, there's another moment. Amp up!™ But really I think the ones drinking it are caffeine addicts who think they're way too tough/xxxtreme to sit around in an old pussyfart coffee house for hours and deal with hipsters. They gotta get their jolt on som...
by NerfHerder
Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:58 pm
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: black AND white people furniture
Replies: 5
Views: 2477

Re: black AND white people furniture

I knew this would happen under Barack.
by NerfHerder
Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:32 am
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: homemade condoms
Replies: 2
Views: 2314

Re: homemade condoms

Gimme a gross, condom man.
by NerfHerder
Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:30 pm
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: Geeky Tattoos
Replies: 4
Views: 2917

Re: Geeky Tattoos

Hell I like it too. What's it mean?
by NerfHerder
Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:36 pm
Forum: Footie
Topic: it's really cold in columbus in february, right?
Replies: 18
Views: 7117

Re: it's really cold in columbus in february, right?

Yeah but they're not all yellow here. Some of them are blue! And we call them taxis!

And yes Forking brothers and sisters, I'll rock several casbas with you. It's gonna be a good ol' fashioned yankee time USA!
by NerfHerder
Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:00 pm
Forum: Footie
Topic: it's really cold in columbus in february, right?
Replies: 18
Views: 7117

Re: it's really cold in columbus in february, right?

Hah, the game is just down the street (read: interstate highway) from me.

Bring your drunk coat and the temperatures will be fine. There's usually a drink minimum at soccer games anyway right?
by NerfHerder
Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:12 am
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: Oh, hell no, I'm not a hipster
Replies: 39
Views: 10997

Re: Oh, hell no, I'm not a hipster

Christ. Ideologically, I guess I relate to hipsters more than I thought. As wise mothafuckas say all the time: "after darkness, light." Darker the dark, lighter the light, am i right? I mean I know my man Obama ain't sittin in the Oval Office yet but George W. Bush's shitty tenure has real...
by NerfHerder
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:27 am
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: Axl Rose just bought you a soda
Replies: 10
Views: 3969

Re: Axl Rose just bought you a soda

chug...chug...CHUG...CHUG...CHUG!
by NerfHerder
Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:01 pm
Forum: Slapdash Incongruities
Topic: Axl Rose just bought you a soda
Replies: 10
Views: 3969

Re: Axl Rose just bought you a soda

OH MAN IT'S TODAY PEOPLE. DON'T FORGET! You have 10 hours as of the time of this posting! The servers are extremely slow but you know it's worth the free dollar's worth of sod-y pop.
by NerfHerder
Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:10 am
Forum: Official Forkers Business
Topic: The new version blues
Replies: 14
Views: 9335

Re: The new version blues

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