Forkers Central

Abby's from California and lived here ten years before someone (named me) explained to her that the saying "fair to middlin'" had nothing to do with a fair or with Midland.
I think the band name confused her.

No, but my cat likes to put her front feet on the night stand and her back feet next to my pillow - the perfect position for brushing her fluffy tail across my face.

Does your pet do anything annoying while you're trying to sleep?

you get skullfucked by cutlery.

Um, maybe I'll just play in TJ's exchange then.

nah, I'm in.

...cept without the meat.
I didn't eat the whole thing but I ate way too much of it.

Have you tried the Papa Johns pan pizza?

I'm intimidated. I think the average Forker's music collection is better than the average Spree Forumer's collection. What if I accidentally put something on my mix that's "just sooo 2005?"

And do you know what they use to foil the villian?? Do you? I'll give you a hint - it's silver, and it's tiney.

All the douchebags that where polo shirts with their collars popped up! What the hell, is this 1984? Also, those same douchebags in their hollister branded clothing with seashell and hemp necklaces and bleach blonde hair. This is North Texas, where the hell do you go to surf? If we're adding people...

Meds. and antiperspirent (sp?). And Pepsid complete <3.

What's in the drawer in your nightstand?

There are three Minis in my new building. That makes me happy.

One's just like Mere's. And there's another pepper white / black roof Mini that works off Highpoint and Corporate.

The only thing holding back the rake is the pathetically inadequate size of food in America today. It's a damn shame they don't make a steak big enough to allow the rake to reach it's full potential. Someone should do something.

The jury is in.
Ten points. I'm just going to start buying everythig James tells me to.

And today in the lobby some fancy guy (probably from marketing) in a suit was talking about how he was going to SxSW tomorrow - probably on an expense account. "Rounding out his tour of Texas."

NO FAIR!

I want to move to the valley. Buy an acre and a double wide and live the rest of my days crossing the boarder, drinking cheap mexican beers and being eaten alive by bugs so big they put on mini skirts and disguise themselves as mexican hookers. The valley = the only place on earth more humid than H...

The Mini Triumverate is in effect at forkerscentral.com.

I'm totally putting "MINI Triumverate" under "Civic Activities or Professional Memberships" on my resume.

I'm in, but I've never heard of that place and they don't have directions on the web site - WTF?