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*blink...blink* I love the lady lumps and all but I'm speechless.

I have two questions:

1. Is that really her? I think it really is, but I'm not certain.

2. Was this written for her by Weird Al?


Rain wishin' I had da flow fo' da iceys dog023

So for those who were asking the show is on south Lamar near poor david's pub.

Anyone want to head out with me? It's kind of the slow pretty music sort of thing but it should be a good show.

I want one printed on black velvet to hang next the dogs playing poker and fat Elvis!

Mmmm, Modest Mouse and Man Man? Is is sponsored by M&M's brand chocolate candies? - Mere "sorry, had to" 1975 Well, M&M's are owned by the Mars corp and if I was going listen to music from Mars while eating Candy this would be it, but I want a jump suit too. [youtube]http://www.yo...

Okay, my wonderful sweet and sexy girlfriend got us tickets to see Modest Mouse in May at Nokia. I was excited about this and was so looking forward to the show. I haven't seen them play in about ten years and the last time I did it was at a little bar in Phoenix called Boston's that was pretty smal...

Along the lines of gimp porn, you think a disabled girl or guy has ever tried to sue a strip club for being denied employment?

We used to go see a one-armed stripper at one of the joints in Waco. Good times.

I've seen her! She was a bitch. She wouldn't clap for any of the other gurls!

Doooooooooood! Something comes to mind about monkey business.

hey, is anyone else going to any of the screenings? i have about 10 movies picked out at the moment and the list keeps growing... March 25th David Lynch will at Central Market on Lovers and Greenville giving out samples of some kind of drink he is involved with and promoting his new movie Inland Em...

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She was my bar tender at the best resturant I ever worked for. Not to mention a pretty damn good song writer. She is Playing April 9th.

I think he should be making enough for everyone.

Easy, up that to 40 pounds of bread and beer!

in case you haven't. you were warned.

Wait! Was that a Streaming Quicktime app WITHOUT BREASTS....? *Blinks* that's not possible!

Also, did you also see the corndog casserole? I'd give it a shot, but pretty sure it would be like the ultimate breakfast sandwich I had this morning. A couple bites and done. CORN DOG CASSEROLE™ INGREDIENTS: 8 large corndogs or 24 mini-corndogs 2 cans chili 1 can refried beans 3/4 cup grated chedd...

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Can I get Dan-O?

I'd like to star in Side Show - a musical about the life and times on siamese twins Daisy and Violet Hilton (I'll play both of course) living the sweet life and looking for love under the big top. It's a real play, based on a true story and no it's not a satire. It's dead. Fucking. Serious. Ja"...

Ja"robotech"mes while it will probably date me, "g-force" was my cartoon of choice. there was also this cartoon i absolutely loved but cant remember the name right now. it took place in space and the spacecraft was a ship with a huge cannon on the bottom. anyone? anyone? G-Force...